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• The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end. -- Chuck Barri
• It's time for TRILL! The game show where YOU'RE the host!
• Government: the ultimate con game.
• Marge: [knocking] Bart? It's time to get ready for the show.
  Bart: Nooo! [blocks his door] Krusty: Where is that little punk?...
• Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
  U.D.'s to be admitted....
• A card game doesn't exactly prepare me for this. Yes, the stakes are higher, but then isn't that where the game gets interesting, Commander.
  -- Riker and Picard, "The Price", stardate 43385.6...
• Awards are like hemorrhoids; in the end, every asshole gets one. -- Frederic Raphael
• A prominent broadcaster, on a big-game safari in Africa, was taken to a watering hole where the life of the jungle could be observed.
  As he looked down from his tree platform and described the scene into his tape recorder, he saw two gnus grazing peacefully....
• He was wearing a velvet shirt open to the navel. And he didn't have one.
  Which is either a show-business gimmick or the ultimate rejection of mother. -- Mort Sahl...