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• Liberal Speach: I promise you a Korn Dog in every asshole
• I'm an asshole! (He's an asshole! What an asshole!) I'm an asshole!
  (He's the world's biggest asshole!) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody!...
• The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end. -- Chuck Barri
• The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.
  -- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show...
• Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
• These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
• Ah, the morning horoscope. "Today will be a day like every other day" -- D'oh!
  It just gets worse and worse....
• Krusty: I'm going to personally spit in every 50th Krusty Burger!
  Homer: I like those odds! Episode: the one when krusty gives away food based on how well the US does in the olympics....