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• The sky already fell. Now what? -- Steven Wrigh
• Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself?
  That's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt.
  What are you making?" "A salt lick." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh