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• Stealing people's mail on a Friday night.
• Don't blame me! I was dancing Friday night!
• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
  -- Robert Fro...
• You will drink champagne and dance all night, under electric candlelight.
• Never look at data on a Friday night. It can spoil your weekend. -- Anonymous Researche
• We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.
  -- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise...
• What are you doing Saturday night?" "Committing suicide.
  "What are you doing Friday night?" -- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam...
• I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
• For the rain it raineth every day. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act v, Sc.
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