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  why spoil their fun? -- Mark Twai...
• Spare a book and spoil your mood.
• Stealing people's mail on a Friday night.
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• Why is that there are never enough days in a weekend?
• Don't blame me! I was dancing Friday night!
• There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
• What's the difference between a man and the weekend? The weekend never comes too soon.
• You can resole your boot, but you can't reboot your soul. -- anonymou