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• If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
  -- George Gobel (1920-1991)...
• He who doesn't risk never gets to drink champagne. Russian Proverb
• You obviously had too much to drink again last night!
• Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.
  Can't you be serious for once? Snoopy: She is right!...
• Counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
  Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL NIGHT....
• There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
• Peter Pan......what you put under your bed at night.
• I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy 'em all.
  I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it....