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• We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.
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• What are you doing Saturday night?" "Committing suicide.
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• Bart: [doorbell rings] Oh-ho! It's the fe-mail-man!
  Lisa: Fe-mail-carrier, Bart. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• I never read other people's mail.
• No?! Some people collect mail packets? Really!!