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There's no way to tell and it doesn't matter anyway.
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Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway....
How many Solamnic Knights -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....
Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.
-- Harper Lee...
Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
A bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.
-- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes ix, 20...
How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done....
How many light bulbs -- does it take to fix an atheist?
It doesn't matter. They wouldn't glow anyway. Note...
Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....