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• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway....
• How many Solamnic Knights -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....
• Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.
  -- Harper Lee...
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
• A bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes ix, 20...
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to fix an atheist?
  It doesn't matter. They wouldn't glow anyway. Note...
• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....