There is a massive, broken vending machine here.
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- There is a massive vending machine here. The instructions on it read
Drop coins here to receive fresh batteries... - The vending machine is already broken
You want to completely destroy destroy it or something... - Above a condom vending machine
For refund insert baby... - It takes someone with the intelligence of a vending
machine to argue with one... - The vending machine breaks open
but nothing falls out... - Change is inevitable- except from a vending machine
Robert C.... - Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine
doesn't sell it
they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche... - operators on strike due to broken
coffee...
