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• When you drop change at a vending machine the small change will fall nearby while all other coins will roll out of sight.
  -- Rush's Rule of Gravity...
• There is a massive, broken vending machine here.
• Rush's Rule of Gravity: When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins will roll out of sight.
• Above a condom vending machine: For refund insert baby.
• It takes someone with the intelligence of a vending machine to argue with one.
• The vending machine breaks open, but nothing falls out.
• Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
  If it doesn't, they don't. Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches, either....
• The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely destroy destroy it or something?
• The brain can be seen as a complex machine, like a gooey computer. -- Robert C. Solomo