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• Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• I've seen condom vending machines, but this one installs.
• I wouldn't want to say that Babs down in accounting is promiscuou
  he fellow commented to an office buddy, "but she's the only girl I've ever dated who had a condom-vending machine on the wall of her john....
• There is a massive, broken vending machine here.
• It takes someone with the intelligence of a vending machine to argue with one.
• The vending machine breaks open, but nothing falls out.
• This gum tastes funny. -- found written on a condom machine
• Change is inevitable- except from a vending machine. -- Robert C. Gallaghe
• The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely destroy destroy it or something?