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• Quote #514 Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
  (This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There is the truth you tell to casual strangers and acquaintances....
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• How do you feel about wasting other people's time?
• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. ARETINO
• Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so. -- Lord Chesterfield (to his son)
• The less some people know the more eager they are to tell you about it.
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Don't let nobody tell you what you cannot do; don't let nobody tell you what's impossible for you
  don't let nobody tell you what you got to do, or you'll never know ....