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• The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
  -- Tellis Frank...
• It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.
• The frightening thing is not dying, the frightening thing is not living. -- T-Bone Burne
• In all of the theories about why so many people have attacks of wackiness when they reach middle age--resign from the bank to go live in a van with a teenage mushroom gathere
  and that sort of thing--one factor has been neglected...
• It's a good thing you're cute Wesley, or you could really be obnoxious.
  -- Oliana Mirren, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2...
• Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
• Strange faces peering out from the bathroom can be pretty frightening if you are not in good health or spirits.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• I knew Doris Day before she was a Virgin!
• In the summer I drink Guinness, which requires no refrigeration and no cooking--Guinness is a great day-shortener.
  If you get out of bed first thing and drink a glass, then the day doesn't begin until about twelve-thirty, when you come to again, which is nice....