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• A really good bass is the hardest drunk to find. -- Robert Benchley
• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini. -- Robert Benchley
• The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth.
  Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression. -- Robert Benchley...
• Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. -- Robert Benchley
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
  -- Robert Benchley...