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• If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me -- Song title by Jimmy Buffe
• She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
• Taking a bath is a certain way to make the phone ring. -- Bell's Reverse Law
• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
• I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes.
• Pubic Zirconia: A ring for your 11th finger.
• Ring the bells that still can ring. Forget your perfect offering.
  There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in....