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• Enjoy the pleasures of old age -- as long as you are young.
• The other day I heard that sponges grow in the ocean.
  Can you imagine how deep the water would be if they didn't? -- Steven Wrigh...
• Is "tired old cliche" one? -- Steven Wrigh
• If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? -- Steven Wrigh
• Yesterday I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. And you can tell by looking at it.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• If the very old die, the very young don't care.
• Old hackers never die: young ones do.
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.