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  "Our poorest-selling magazine issues over the past three years were those that featured international news stories on their front covers....
• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
• If you listen to the news, read the news, you'd think we were still in a recession.
  Well, we're not in a recession. We've had growth; people need to know that....
• There is news.
• The TV News Anchorman: Maury Po
• The Space People think that TV news programs are comedies, and that soap operas are news.
• The following is a memorandum from the business manager of WLSS television station.
  "Over the past year, our late-night news program has devoted increasingly more time to covering national news and less time to covering weather and local news....
• A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
  ..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....
• David Brinkley: The daily astrological charts are precisely where, in my judgment, they belong, and that is on the comic page.
  George Will: I don't think astrology belongs even on the comic pages....