Related:

• The Administration virus Fragments the hard disk into unattached clusters, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the machine.
  -- New viruses on the block....
• The government economist virus Nothing works, but all the diagnostic software says everything is fine.
  -- New viruses on the block....
• The WordPerfect virus Totally scrambles any document files. -- New viruses on the block.
• The Student virus Will not store any data unless it is examinable -- New viruses on the block.
• The Treasury virus Substitutes Keno for the Solitaire game -- New viruses on the block.
• MS-DOS is a boot sector virus!
• The Avionics virus Displays a Compass logo while extracting $
  165000 from your cash reserves. -- New viruses on the block....
• The Car Park virus Sprays your screen with muddy water -- New viruses on the block.
• The Information Systems virus Reconfigures the system into an infinitely regressive non-stationary digital filter.
  -- New viruses on the block....