Related:

• The WordPerfect virus Totally scrambles any document files. -- New viruses on the block.
• The Joh virus Corrupts your data, but don't you worry about that. -- New viruses on the block.
• The Treasury virus Substitutes Keno for the Solitaire game -- New viruses on the block.
• The Avionics virus Displays a Compass logo while extracting $
  165000 from your cash reserves. -- New viruses on the block....
• The Car Park virus Sprays your screen with muddy water -- New viruses on the block.
• The government economist virus Nothing works, but all the diagnostic software says everything is fine.
  -- New viruses on the block....
• The Information Systems virus Reconfigures the system into an infinitely regressive non-stationary digital filter.
  -- New viruses on the block....
• The Nancy Sinatra virus Performs a random walk all over the hard disk's boot sector -- New viruses on the block.
• The Oliver North virus Turns your printer into a document shredder. -- New viruses on the block.