The Information Systems virus Reconfigures the system into an infinitely regressive non-stationary digital filter.

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• The Student virus Will not store any data unless it is examinable -
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• The Treasury virus Substitutes Keno for the Solitaire game -
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• The WordPerfect virus Totally scrambles any document files.
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• The Avionics virus Displays a Compass logo while extracting $165000 from your cash reserves.
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• The Car Park virus Sprays your screen with muddy water -
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• The government economist virus Nothing works, but all the diagnostic software says everything is fine.
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• The Nancy Sinatra virus Performs a random walk all over the hard disk's boot sector -
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• The Oliver North virus Turns your printer into a document shredder.
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• The Prince Charles virus Constantly criticises the architecture of your computer -
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