The Administration Virus Fragments The Hard Disk Into Unattached Clusters, Each Of Which Does Practically Nothing, But All Of Which Claim To Be The Most Important Part Of The Machine.

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The Administration virus
Fragments the hard disk into unattached clusters, each of
which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be
the most important part of the machine.
-- New viruses on the block.

The Nancy Sinatra virus Performs a random walk all over the hard disk's boot sector -- New viruses on the block.
The government economist virus Nothing works, but all the diagnostic software says everything is fine.
-- New viruses on the block....
The Power virus Modifies the power supply output to 415V 3ph, which results in the whole computer self-destructing.
-- New viruses on the block....
The Student virus Will not store any data unless it is examinable -- New viruses on the block.
The Treasury virus Substitutes Keno for the Solitaire game -- New viruses on the block.
The WordPerfect virus Totally scrambles any document files. -- New viruses on the block.
The Avionics virus Displays a Compass logo while extracting $
165000 from your cash reserves. -- New viruses on the block....
The Information Systems virus Reconfigures the system into an infinitely regressive non-stationary digital filter.
-- New viruses on the block....
The Joh virus Corrupts your data, but don't you worry about that. -- New viruses on the block.

The Administration Virus Fragments The Hard Disk Into Unattached Clusters, Each Of Which Does Practically Nothing, But All Of Which Claim To Be The Most Important Part Of The Machine.

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