Related:

• The Nancy Sinatra virus Performs a random walk all over the hard disk's boot sector -- New viruses on the block.
• The Administration virus Fragments the hard disk into unattached clusters, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the machine.
  -- New viruses on the block....
• The Student virus Will not store any data unless it is examinable -- New viruses on the block.
• The Treasury virus Substitutes Keno for the Solitaire game -- New viruses on the block.
• The WordPerfect virus Totally scrambles any document files. -- New viruses on the block.
• The Avionics virus Displays a Compass logo while extracting $
  165000 from your cash reserves. -- New viruses on the block....
• The Car Park virus Sprays your screen with muddy water -- New viruses on the block.
• The Information Systems virus Reconfigures the system into an infinitely regressive non-stationary digital filter.
  -- New viruses on the block....
• The Joh virus Corrupts your data, but don't you worry about that. -- New viruses on the block.