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• The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
• The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line.
  The Queue Principal...
• Flugg's Rule: The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out lane.
• August 25 -- In what is hailed as a landmark ruling
  he Supreme Court decides, by a 7-2 vote, that you cannot count three oranges as one item in the Express Checkout Lane "unless they are all in the same package....
• Second Principle for Patients: The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.
• The less time there is to fulfill a given demand, the greater the demand and the longer it will take to fulfill, and when you are finished, you will have done the wrong thing.
• Principle of Dynamic Queuing Theory: The other line always moves faster.
• Principle of State Queuing Theory: The other line is always shorter.
• It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
  They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. -- M. Grundle...