August 25 -- In What Is Hailed As A Landmark Ruling

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August 25 -- In what is hailed as a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court decides,
by a 7-2 vote, that you cannot count three oranges as one item in the
Express Checkout Lane "unless they are all in the same package."
-- Dave Barry "Year in Review for 1987"

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