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Principle Of State Queuing Theory: The Other Line Is Always Shorter.
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Principle of State Queuing Theory:
The other line is always shorter.
Related:
Principle of Dynamic Queuing Theory: The other line always moves faster.
The other line is always shorter. The other line always moves faster.
O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theory): Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10.
Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10.
-- O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theory)...
The shorter the line, the slower it moves. -- Taber's Law of Supermarke
Is it better to have a leg longer than the other or shorter?
The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
-- The Queue Principle The slowest checkout is always the express lane. -- Flugg's Rule...
The 357.73 Theory -- Auditors always reject expense accounts with a bottom line divisible by 5.