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• The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.
• LaForge: "Either way, Reg, you're an important part of this crew.
  In fact, I could really use your help with that Level Three Diagnostic....
• The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
• INJECTION Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power.
  Just sit very still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you....
• Luposchainsky's Hurry-Up-And-Wait Principle: If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
  If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait....
• The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
  -- The Queue Principle The slowest checkout is always the express lane. -- Flugg's Rule...
• CANCER June 21 - July 22 You are a very patient person.
  You can fall asleep waiting for things to happen....