of the agenda for that meeting.

-- G. Robert McLaughlin

- The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
- Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
- Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
- The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to
the amount of progress.

-- Sweeney's Law... - The value of a report is inversely proportional to its length. -- Oosterval's postulate
- Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.
- The length of debate varies inversely with the complexity of the issue. -- Robert Knowle
- The comfort of your lecture hall seat is
inversely proportional to the length of the lecture.

-- Sod's Law #9...