- Kirkland's Law The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
- Usefulness is inversely proportional to reputation for being useful. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
- The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
- The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely propor-
tional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

-- Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitivene... - The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length
of the agenda for that meeting.

-- G. Robert McLaughli... - Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
- The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its
desirability.

-- Gumperson's Law... - The value of a report is inversely proportional to its length. -- Oosterval's postulate
- Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.