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• Kirkland's Law The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
• Usefulness is inversely proportional to reputation for being useful. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
• The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
• The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely propor- tional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.
  -- Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitivene...
• The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.
  -- G. Robert McLaughli...
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
  -- Gumperson's Law...
• The value of a report is inversely proportional to its length. -- Oosterval's postulate
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.