Related:

• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
• Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
• The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
  -- Sweeney's Law...
• The comfort of your lecture hall seat is inversely proportional to the length of the lecture.
  -- Sod's Law #9...
• The amount of time spent by a committee on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item.
  -- Parkinson's Law of Committee...
• The value of a report is inversely proportional to its length. -- Oosterval's postulate
• The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.
  -- G. Robert McLaughli...
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.