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inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.

- Thom's Law of Marital Bliss The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
- Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
- The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to
the amount of progress.

-- Sweeney's Law... - The comfort of your lecture hall seat is
inversely proportional to the length of the lecture.

-- Sod's Law #9... - The amount of time spent by a committee
on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item.

-- Parkinson's Law of Committee... - The value of a report is inversely proportional to its length. -- Oosterval's postulate
- The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length
of the agenda for that meeting.

-- G. Robert McLaughli... - Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
- Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.