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The Comfort Of Your Lecture Hall Seat Is Inversely Proportional To The Length Of The Lecture.
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The comfort of your lecture hall seat is
inversely proportional to the length of the lecture.
-- Sod's Law #9
Related:
Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
-- Sweeney's Law...
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I thought I understood Newton's Third Law before that lecture.
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
-- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
The lecture the doctor gives you on your weight is called a diatribe.
