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proportional to the amount of progress.

- The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to
the amount of progress.

-- Sweeney's Law... - Thom's Law of Marital Bliss The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
- The value of a report is inversely proportional to its length. -- Oosterval's postulate
- Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
- McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
- Parkinson's Sixth Law: The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.
- The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.

-- Parkinson's Sixth Law... - Project teams detest weekly progress report meetings because they display lack
of progress.

-- Golub's Fifth Law of Computerdom... - The comfort of your lecture hall seat is
inversely proportional to the length of the lecture.

-- Sod's Law #9...