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• The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
  -- Sweeney's Law...
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
• The value of a report is inversely proportional to its length. -- Oosterval's postulate
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
• McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
• Parkinson's Sixth Law: The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.
• The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.
  -- Parkinson's Sixth Law...
• Project teams detest weekly progress report meetings because they display lack of progress.
  -- Golub's Fifth Law of Computerdom...
• The comfort of your lecture hall seat is inversely proportional to the length of the lecture.
  -- Sod's Law #9...