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• The lecture the doctor gives you on your weight is called a diatribe.
• I'm not going to sit here like a spare -- like a spare lemon waiting for the squeezer.
  -- Lethbridge-Stewart, THE DAEMONS...
• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...
• Resistance is useless.
  -- A Dalek, Dalek Invasion of Earth -- or The Doctor, Dalek Invasion of Earth...
• Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
  That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?...
• I am the one your ancestors called "The Doctor".
• In the last decade, we've been sending probes deeper and deeper into space.
  We've drawn attention to ourselves, Miss Shaw. -- Lethbridge-Stewart, SPEARHEAD FROM SPACE...
• Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets -- Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, ROBOT "Dr.
  Who...
• Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel
  Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano...