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• The shorter the line, the slower it moves. -- Taber's Law of Supermarke
• The laws of physics change every Thurday night. -- Pickett's First Law of Scientific Research
• Machines that piss people off get murdered. -- First Corollary of Taber's Second Law -- Pat Tabe
• People perceive machines as people.
  -- Taber's Second Law of Manufacturing Information Systems -- Pat Tabe...
• First Corollary of Taber's Second Law: Machines that piss people off get murdered.
  -- Pat Tabe...
• Cavendish: A variety of pipe tobacco that is reputed to produce remarkably clear thought processes, and thereby leads to major scientific discoverie
  hence, the name of a British research laboratory where the tobacco is smoked in abundance....
• Hanggi's Law: The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
  Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it....
• We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.