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• Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.
• This is my tag, there're many like it, this one is mine.
• The secret is to find out what people really want and then call it self-awareness.
• No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
• How many people with multiple personality disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but they're really three....
• The first example of permanent press was an Egyptian mummy. -- Shelby Friedma
• Passport pictures are what people really look like.
• Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
  .. For my part I would as soon be descended from [a] baboon ....