Once At A Dinner Party When He Was A Young Man, Winston Churchill, Who At The Time Had A Moustache, Was Seated Next To An Older Woman.

Once At A Dinner Party When He Was A Young Man, Winston Churchill, Who At The Time Had A Moustache, Was Seated Next To An Older Woman.

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Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who
at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman. She
said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for
your moustache."

He reassured her, "You are as unlikely to come into contact with the
one as with the other."

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