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• There was only one catch and that was Catch22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind.
  Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask, and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions....
• And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways, Yossarian continued There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all.
  He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us....
• They told me it would disrupt my life less if I got killed sooner. -- Joseph Helle
• Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
  -- Joseph Helle...
• No matter which side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side.
  -- Jascha Heifetz...
• Commandant: "That's what he wanted." Kirk: "Who? Who wanted us killed?
  Commandant: "Since you're all going to die anyway, why not tell you....
• The original title of 'Catch-22' written by Joseph Heller was Catch-18.
  Can you think of being in a Catch-18 situation? I can't either....