Grimes: God, he eats like a pig.
Lenny: I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a
duck.
Grimes: Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. And earlier today, I
saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine that
he, he was hanging from a coat hook.
Lenny: He had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy.
Grimey: I've never seen him do any work around here ... what, what is
his job?
Lenny: Safety inspector.
Grimes: That irresponsible oaf? A man who by all rights should have
been killed dozens of times by now?
Lenny: Three hundred and sixteen times by my count.
Grimes: That's the man who's in charge of our safety. It, it boggles
the mind.
Carl: It's best not to think about it.
-- Good advice, "Homer's Enemy"
Lenny: I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a
duck.
Grimes: Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. And earlier today, I
saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine that
he, he was hanging from a coat hook.
Lenny: He had three beers at lunch. That would make anybody sleepy.
Grimey: I've never seen him do any work around here ... what, what is
his job?
Lenny: Safety inspector.
Grimes: That irresponsible oaf? A man who by all rights should have
been killed dozens of times by now?
Lenny: Three hundred and sixteen times by my count.
Grimes: That's the man who's in charge of our safety. It, it boggles
the mind.
Carl: It's best not to think about it.
-- Good advice, "Homer's Enemy"
Related:
- Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a
pathetic attempt to look professional
Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson
as I call it. Grimes: Yeah, what did you... - Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all
have one
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'... - Carl: You new?
Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm... - Burns: Could you explain your model, young man?
Grimes
[from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car... - Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty
queen
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny...
