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• They told me to get a life -- I got a computer instead.
• The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
  -- Joseph Heller, Catch22...
• When I grow up I want to be a little boy. -- Joseph Helle
• It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together.
  They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life....
• Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka
• My teacher told me that today was the first day of the rest of my life.
  That explains why I didn't do yesterday's homework. -- Lorne Ellio...
• I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid of me.
• The original title of 'Catch-22' written by Joseph Heller was Catch-18.
  Can you think of being in a Catch-18 situation? I can't either....
• The less you bother me, the sooner you'll get results.