The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your
remaining repellant.
-- Milt Barber
remaining repellant.
-- Milt Barber
Related:
- Barber's Laws of Backpacking
1) The integral of the gravitational potential taken
around any loop trail you choose to hike always comes
out positive.
2) Any stone in your boot always migrates against the... - The remaining distance to your chosen campsite remains constant as
twilight approaches.
Milt... - The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number
of hours you have been on the trail.
Milt... - The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the
number of hours you have been on the trail.
Milt... - When you arrive at your campsite, it is full.
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Milt... - The difficulty of finding any given trail marker is directly proportional
to the importance of the consequences of failing to find it.
Milt... - Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient
to exactly the point of most pressure.
Milt... - If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.
Milt...
