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• The main difference between a child and parent is that when a child feels like he or she should run away from home, the child says this out loud.
• Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child? Ed
  It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception....
• The difference between a dog and a fox? About ten drinks.
• The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between a five-dollar bill and a whip deserves to learn the difference on his own back -- as, I think, he will.
  -- Francisco d'Anconia, in Ayn Rand's _Atlas Shrugged_...
• The Cuckoo's Egg: Clifford Stoll Doubleday 1989 ISBN 0-385-24946-2 Clifford Stoll's absorbing tale of how he tracked Markus Hess and the Chaos Club cracking ring nicely illustrates the difference between `hacker' and `cracker'.
  Stoll's portrait of himself, his lady Martha, and his friends at Berkeley and on the Internet paints a marvelously vivid picture of how hackers and the people around them like to live and how they think....
• Remember: there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
  -- Frank Zappa, "He's got 20 million dollars in his heavenly bank account....
• 0488 Can you answer "quiz function ed-command" correctly?
  0489 ... How about "quiz ed-command function"? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• What's the difference between a bear and an ant? About 2,000 pounds.
• What's the difference between New Age and Neo-Pagan? About $500 a weekend