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• Did you hear that The difference between a 20-year old prostitute and a 15-year old teeny-bopper is that between 20 dollars and 20 years.
• The difference between love and lust is that lust never costs over two hundred dollars.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -- Frank Zappa
• Homer: Now lady, I'm buying a pony for my little girl, and I don't care what it costs.
  Lady: Very good. That stunning creature over there is half a million dollars....
• Between infinite and short there is a big difference. -- G.H. Gonne
• The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.
• The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide -- as, I think, he will.
  Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction....
• The most violent sport of all has to be hunting--if you consider it a sport.
  After all, a hunter sneaks up on his prey. That's not very sporting....
• RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a _liaison_ between a bald head and a bank account.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...