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Kath: Can He Be Present At The Birth Of His Child? Ed
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Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
at the conception.
-- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
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He could be a poster child for retroactive birth control.
He could be a poster child for retroactive birth control.
The difference between a child and a hacker is the amount he flames about his toys.
-- Ed Schwalenberg...
A book is a present you can open again and again.
So easy to use a child can do it. Child sold separately.
My inner child can beat up your inner child.
The real problem with Dan Quayle is that no one is sure of his qualificatio
o no one can speak with any authority about what kind of work he is out of, or what is needed for him to find something to do....
Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
Mark Livingston - Poster child for birth control.