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• The difference between being able to go on forever and feeling sure you'll never be able to go again is about ten minutes.
• Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• What's the difference between a bear and an ant? About 2,000 pounds.
• What's the difference between Arkansas women & a 747? About 10 lbs.
• What's the difference between New Age and Neo-Pagan? About $500 a weekend
• What's the difference between 'ooh' and 'aah'? About 4 inches!
• The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.
• If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
  This is the principal difference between a dog and a man....