Amos Always Said He Wanted To Be Cremated When He Died.

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Amos always said he wanted to be cremated when he died. His brother, trying
to honor the wish of Amos, shopped carefully among the several funeral
homes, and finally found one that was somewhat cheaper than the rest,
proving that a penny saved is a penny urned. (This should be cremated, it
is just downright awful! Terribly sorry, really, about this.)