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• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Homer: Oh, 125 bucks... [Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head] Flande
  Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself....
• Marge: What do I do? Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please!
  According to your r\'esum\'e you this machine....
• Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
  Everyone: Yeah! Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. This bar is like a tavern to me....
• Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
  Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
• Homer: All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?
  Smithers: [reading to Burns] So Ziggy goes to the repair shop, there's a sign on the doorbell reading `out of order'....
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
  Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh....