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• You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
• Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
• If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back home and crawl under your bed.
  -- Q to Picard, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3...
• If you take a computer apart and put it back together enough times you will end up with two computers.
  .. neither of which work....
• You can do your work 3 ways: you can use a Mac, a PC, or a computer.
• 0410 Are you able to recite phone numbers for half-a-dozen computer systems but unable to recite your own?
  -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• File - What you do to your nails when the computer is doing all of the work
• Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
  Thank you for your cooperation....
• For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..