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• [Dan Quayle is] my choice, my first choice, and my only choice. -- President George Bush
• Primrose, first-born child of Ver, Merry springtime's harbinger.
  -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- The Two Noble Kinsmen, Act i, Sc. 1...
• This noble ensample to his shepe he yaf,-- That first he wrought, and afterwards he taught.
  -- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Canterbury Tales, Prologue, Line 498...
• Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as `all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.
  ' -- M.D. Epstei...
• Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
  Homer: I am not! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• The child who cuts the piece of candy in half doesn't get first choice of the two halves.
• Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have more lawyers?
  New Jersey had first choice....
• It's not a choice -- it's a child!