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• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Douglas Jerrold's Wi...
• Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Meeting Troubles Half-way...
• The nobleman of the garden. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- The Pineapple
• The surest way to be alone is to get married.
• The surest way to encourage violence is to give in to it.
• Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself. -- Douglas Jerrold
• That fellow would vulgarize the day of judgment. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Comic Autho
• He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Douglas Jerrold's Wi...
• The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.