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• Always remember that you're representing your country.
  I guess what I'm saying is... Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• Bart: And I'd get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom?
  Marge: Yes, Bart. Bart: And one back? -- We'll think about it, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• I'm so stupid. Anybody could've learned this dumb language by now.
  Here, I've listened to nothing but French for the past |{deux mois,} |[two months,] {et je ne sais pas un mot....
• Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
  Pr. Skinner: Mm hm. Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!...
• Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine country.
  Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French. Pr. Skinne...
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Always remember that you're representing our country.
  I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• Ah, the life of a frog; that's the life for me. -- Bart in "Crepes of Wrath", from The Simpso
• Ah, the life of a frog. That's the life for me. -- Bart, "The Crepes of Wrath