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• Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
  Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the week....
• You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
• Riker: "What's on your mind?" Guinan: "I've heard a lot of people talking down in Ten-Forward.
  They expect to be dead in the next day or so. They trust you, they like you, but they don't believe anyone can save them....
• Thus use your frog: put your hook--I mean the arming wire--through his mouth and out at his gill
  and then with a fine needle and silk sew the upper part of his leg with only one stitch to the arming wire of your hook, or tie the frog's leg above the upper joint to the armed wire...
• The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. -- Jackie Gleaso
• When an eel bites your leg, and the pain makes you beg, that's a moray!
• RECEIPT Proof of the purchase of goods. There are two distinct types of receip
  - the receipt that sits in your wallet for the best part of a year before you clean it out, and then pops up again regularly for the rest of your life, in desk drawers, stuck in books as bookmarks, or attached to the fridge with a magnet - the receipt that you think you put safely somewhere, but can't find when the goods that you bought falls apart/breaks down/ causes you to want to return the goods, for whatever reason....
• Zweig: Er, Marge, this may not be the best time to bring this up, but, uh, your last check bounced.
  Marge: Wait, I'm remembering something. Zweig: Yes, Marge, there's still the matter of -- Marge...
• Shelby: "Try the power systems, Data. See if you can get them to power down.
  Data: "Acknowledged. Attempting new power subcommand path....